I have two roommates right now who I can't stand!

I am not a violent person but sometimes, I just want to smack those binches.
Here are my rules
1. Don't be loud if I am sleeping
2. Don't have people "living" in my house who don't pay rent (i.e. your man spends the night every night and is in my house more than I am)
3. Clean up after yourself
4. Don't touch my stuff
5. Don't smoke weed on my porch (can you say tacky, triflin, and illegal?)
6. Don't have the air on if it is cold outside