[Tom Earp]

Subject: Insightful little bits...


Definitions Not in Dictionary

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.