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Ah what the hell,
Yo mama is so dumb, she has to stick her hand in her bra to count to 2.
Yo mama is so slutty, she has more miles on her horizontally than vertically.
Yo mama is so dumb, she worked at the bank for 30 years and they caught her stealing pens.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was 8 she got lost at the beach and when she went up to a police officer crying and asked "Do you think we'll ever find my momma and daddy?" the cop replied "I don't know honey, there's lot of places for them to hide."
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