[MysticCat]

Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France.

Mama doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a nightclub
In a pair of lacy pants.

So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,
Don't reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.

Hush up, don't tell Mama,
Shush up, don't tell Mama...
Don't tell Mama,
Whatever you do.
If you had a secret,
You bet I would keep it.
I would never tell on you.
I'm breaking every promise
That I gave her,
So won't you kindly do a girl
A great big favor?
And please, my sweet patater,
Keep this from the Mater,
Though my dance
Is not against the law.

You can tell my Papa, that's all right,
'Cause he comes in here every night,
But don't tell Mama what you saw!

(Sorry, I just had to do a whole verse and refrain. I remember like yesterday first hearing this at my sister's Phi Mu parent's night when I was about 10.)