This thread reminds me of that episode of Beverly Hills 90210 where Steve runs that seminar at the After Dark teaching guys how to pick up chicks. Each participant had to put up $250 to take the course. The guys eventually sued because none of Steve's tips actually worked...with the exception of David, of course. He met a nice girl using Steve's pick up lines, but he eventually got dumped when Steve's court case appeared on TV via a Peoples' Court-like show and the chick found out, only she wasn't being played and David really liked her.