When I was shopping for my wedding, I looked everywhere for a pair of panties to match the bra I was wearing under my gown. I could NOT find what I was looking for! Finally, out of desperation, I wandered into Frederick's of Hollywood. I was standing there just kind of staring at the satin cowgirl and french maid outfits when this little, grandmotherly woman came up to me.
Woman: "Can I help you find something, dear?"
Me: (Thinking maybe this wasn't so bad if this cute little old lady worked there) "I'm looking to buy a pair of white silk panties"
Woman: "Crotchless?"
Me:
