Since Jesus is not around anymore, I'll answer my own questions.
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Dear Jesus,
Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?
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No so stop asking.
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Will my car last me through December?
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It did until you crashed it in January.
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Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?
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Yes so get over it.
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Will my former best friend go away?
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How can she if you're on the phone with her right now?
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By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she is wrong.
Last edited by BetteDavisEyes; 03-27-2007 at 12:35 AM.
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