OK, ya'll... I've got a couple.
To my ex...
I only speak to you because we share a child. I DO NOT want to hear about your life. I could care less. All you need to contact me about is the well being of your son. As if I think you actually care. Just pay your child suuport and face the facts. We are done. We were done a LONG LONG time ago. I have moved on. For Pete's sake, I remarried. That should tell you something.
To my in-laws....
I only visit because I have to. I don't enjoy sitting there while you all relive the youths that I can't relate to. Do it on your own time when I'm not there to suffer through it.
and to my my husband...
"I don't know" is NOT an acceptable answer to a YES or NO question!
I could go on, but I think I'll stop here.