I write a lot of emails to people who never read them. Usually, if I'm really pissed, its about something MSNBC did.
Also, I have a problem with non-living inanimate objects that don't do what I want them to. For example, if I stub a toe on a table, that table might get a serious ass kicking from me and a scolding about my superiority as a human. On another note, I need some sort of help.
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