I have NEVER laughed this hard in my life (not sober, at least)!!!! Yall are the BEST!!! hahaha.
I don't know what I ever saw in that fuckwit. Seriously. But he made me realize that standards are a good thing to have, especially when a loser wants to attach himself to your leg because he's got no job and no one else who'll support his dumb ass.
I think it was desperation - after all, I've spent 3 and a half years now at an engineering school. While I can never quite get enough of the guys wearing capes and plastic derby hats around campus, I just do not find Saturday nights a fine time to play Dungeons and Dragons.
God I'm glad to be greek.
Oh, and about the loser-ass couple that "found love," he moved in with her after 2 weeks. Chances are, it's not love that they found.
Liz