That site is SAD. Can I share with yall MY favorite part?
“If I had to choose a pleasure, kissing you is what I’d do,
It’s the most wonderful thing, next to being with you…”
I am dying over here. Who wrote that? An 8th grader?
Couple of observations about the happy couple;
Her
Why is it when I look at her pict, all I see the chick that Steve Buscemi hooked up with in Fargo (The francis McDormand scene "So you were having sex withthe little fella then?")
Him
The hair? No, Sugar Ray is not looking for a lead singer. The position has been FILLED. Thanks for your application. We'll keep it on file. Should anything open up, we'll call you.
Who takes a photo in a mall parking lot. It was staged or else he wouldnt have that stupid grin on. So What, he was like, "Hey I need a current photo. Why dont I run over to the Wards parking lot and snap one. Sounds like a nice place."
Web developer? Hes gonna advertise that hes not even good at what he does.
Gotta love the entry: "
Degree(s): none."
Why dont we add another field. Ask "How would others describe you?" He could fill in "Self styled Asstard."
The part that chaps my ass is that they have found love and will probably breed. I cant even get a second date. WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD????
I totally dig that 100 people have visited his site and are slamming is stupid ass and he has noidea.
How funny will it be the next time he goes in for maintenance on the site and hi scounter shows 500 hits for today and yesterday. Hed be like WTF? I must rock!