Ok, first I have to thank lifesaver, I'm honored to be the love of your life.

And to tridelta4ever, I think you're just about the coolest tri-delt I've ever come across. Of course, as of right now you're the only one, but I'm still glad to have a new bitching buddy.
To all those who read my previous rants: I'm supposed to go out with the hallway ho tomorrow as well as her BESTEST FRIEND EVER, so keep watching the thread, you might have a few new related rants to read. As for right now, I'll leave it at this:
To all people who pick their noses in their cars, YOU DO NOT HAVE TINTED WINDOWS. While you may be inside, we can still see you. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A FREAKIN TISSUE.
Again, I do not mean to offend anyone, so I am sorry if I insulted anyone who enjoys digging for gold while driving.
Oh, and since I'm sure at least a few of you are curious and I'm in a petty mood, here's the website of the jackass who tried to get in my pants. Again. It's dedicated to the love of his life, Miss Ogilvie Home Perm 1987. Be sure to check out the poem, just wait at least an hour after eating to do so.
http://valium.drunkinbear.com/
Enjoy, and I officially claim that I am in no way responsible for anything that may occur as a result of posting the link.