To my two aunts here in Texas: Thanks for welcoming me into your homes Christmas Eve and Christmas day. But I think it was really crappy that neither one of you had the decency to ask how my mom was doing. Aunt J, it was especially crappy that you didn't ask because I spend 2 days with you. I know the 3 of you have been fighting forever and a day,but I thought Christmas would be the one day you would put your hostilies aside.
To the ARS: K, I love you so much. Thank you for having me temp at my now permanate place of employment. For the first time in my life, I can say I love my job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Finally to the cable company, Thank you for finally getting off your asses to fix my cable. I really appericate the fact that you finally got around to telling me that my whole apartment complex was having the same problem.
And thank you for having me call in two days before you finally decided to do something about it. If my cable gives me any more problems, I'm switching to another company