Oh, and I forgot one!
To one of my roommates: First, stop complaining about your grades and your classes when you don't go to them and don't do your work. I have never asked for an extension on anything, and these nice people keep giving them to you because of all of your "problems." Your problem is you need to get off your ass and study! And no, staying up all night making IM away messages from Michelle Branch songs does not qualify as work. Other people have just as much if not more going on in their lives than you do, stop acting like your life is the worst in the history of the world. Oh, and no one wants to see you parade around the room in your completely see-through undies that are 5 sizes too small while you apply lotion to your entire body. Just because the married guy you're getting on said you have the "body of a goddess" (and the only way that's even remotely true is if he's talking about Buddha), that doesn't mean we want to see it ALL THE TIME. Put some damn clothes on, and while you're at it, stop bringing freaky, greasy, and smelly guys over to our room every night and then grope each other in the middle of the floor.
And to the guys: When the roommate asks if you want to see one of the following:
a. Her toe that the nail fall off of
b. Her fat rolls
c. Pictures where she's getting on icky guys in high school
d. Scrapbooks from family vacations
JUST SAY NO!!!!!
