Ok, most of the time I'm content to read what all the rest of you have to say, but I HAVE to post on this one:
To the ex who "still wants to be friends": for the love of all things holy, don't e-mail me out of the blue acting all concerned about my life and then ignore me when I try to talk to you. Oh wait, you only started to ignore me AFTER I said I wouldn't sleep with you despite the fact that you've "always wanted me." I wouldn't spend "just one night" with you during the whopping two weeks we lasted before you freaked me out and said you wanted to get married, why the HELL do you think I'd do it now that you're engaged to some freaky chick who's stuck in the 80's (that perm went out DECADES ago). And then you have the nerve to ignore me when I still try to talk to your sorry ass? It's not my fault that you can't seem to get over me, it's not my fault your girlfriend doesn't put out like you want her to (and I wouldn't either if I had to completely support you financially while you whined about how much your life sucks), and it's not my fault that you're the one who decided to contact me, so don't blow me off when I think you're mature enough to handle talking again. I wasn't the one propositioning you, and even if I did, I'm not in a relationship, so kiss my ass. Oh, and for the record, that poem you've wrote to your wonderful fiancee about your undying love and affection MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!! Like the webpage you made for her makes up for the fact that you tried to cheat on her.
To a recent alum of our chapter: I like you, I really do. I would still like to be your friend. BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OVER YOURSELF I AM GOING TO DROP KICK YOUR SORRY ASS TO FREAKIN CANADA. Yes, you graduated. Yes, you're in ***LAW SCHOOL***. Stop bragging, and stop trying to make me feel crappy just because I scored better on the lsat, have better grades, and decided to put off going to school. I know I can only afford to go somewhere local right now, and not to knock your school, but IT SUCKS and I'm holding out for something better because I actually have standards. And speaking of standards, quit complaining that I'm "cheapening" your "relations" with the latest love of your life. YOU MADE OUT WITH HIM IN A HALLWAY BECAUSE HIS FORD FOCUS WAS TOO SMALL. Please. Maybe I'd find it romantic if he would've actually broken up with his girlfriend first. Oh wait, he's at home over break "talking" to her now. I'm sure he'll break up with her since you're STILL giving him lovin despite the fact that he has someone at home. Not to copy off another venter on here, but MY ASS. Oh, and for ther record, I realize your future roomie is your bestest friend EVER and all, but she's my friend too. GET OVER IT. We hang out and we're close and I know that makes you sooooo mad you have to whine and pout every time all of us go out, but here's a newsflash, YOU CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. She is capable of being friends with (insert climactic music here) MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! And all that time we spend hanging out and talking does not mean we're talking about you. We have better stuff to talk about than all your stupid drama. And stop whining that we always drive together places and leave you to drive by yourself. You're the one who chose to live on the other side of town, what are we supposed to do, take separate cars all the time when we live 10 minutes away from each other and have to go 30 minutes away so we can meet somewhere more convenient for you?
Oh, and that little hissy fit you threw on the extremely crowded New York subway because you had to sit across the aisle from us instead of right next to your BESTEST FRIEND EVER qualifies you for being completely and utterly PSYCHO. You're 22 years old, stop acting like you're 3.
Sorry for the language and the ranting. I also did not mean to offend anyone who still has an 80's perm.
I feel better now.
