Ok..here are my rants, and boy I bet it's going to feel GREAT to get these off my chest.
SH: You know who you are.

You are the biggest, dumbest liar I have ever known in my life. You actually had the nerve to lie to me about being a TriD, not figuring out that I would be able to find out the truth. You lie about your job, - um, I don't think that some stupid bank job would enable you to have 15 promotions within one year (yeah, I saved your emails and counted all the times you said you got "oh wow, another" promotion), especially considering you are a giant dipshit.

Now you are trying to work where I am about to and I can GUARANTEE you that won't happen. One of my major resolutions for this year is to finally develop the courage to call you on all of your lies and get you as far away from me and my boyfriend as possible.
My sister: I have tried, and tried again to develop a relationship with you after all the shit we have both admittedly put each other through, but it is obviously futile.

I know you just had a baby, but believe it or not that doesn't make the world revolve around you - especially when you have it out of wedlock with a guy that is over twice your age. Nice. I also love how you convinced our mother to give you all of the baby clothes and furniture that are MINE (especially since I am the older sister). You really pissed me off. I am also sickened at the fact that you did not attend our father's funeral. Bottom line, you are pathetic and I am tired of kissing your ass. Blood is thicker than water?? My ass.
My boyfriend of 5 years: Shit or get off the pot. NOW.
Ok, hope y'all don't get a bad impression of me. I am just obviously needing to vent.
Thanks for listening....