...when K-Ci came out on stage, I thought "this is a bad Dave Chappelle skit"
...when he hopped on the body guard's shoulders, I thought "dude, whatever K-Cis paying you, it ain't enough."
...MoNique? K-Ci, did you stop to think that one of her thighs probably weighs more than you. And one of her thighs, in a heightened state of arousal, would probably slam your steak-dinner needin' azz into the wall across the room?!?