His stepmother of 8 months-who is 28--was there for a good deal of the party. She kept following him around and asking him to put down the sword, which he wouldn't, and come play the games, which he wouldn't either. Finally she left for awhile. When she returned, she tried to get him to thank our son (nope), put on his shoes (nope), and leave (gave her problems there too). She whispered on the way out that they have joint custody with the ex-wife; she probably wanted us to know that she didn't create this monster.
We can just see what her future will be like.
Who would have thought that the pirate party report would end up like this?