1 drink for every time a seemingly straight male poster writes something about clothing brands in the "Why I rather be a Southern Greek" thread.
1 drink for any mention of the word "snark" on GC.
2 drinks for everytime Blueangel has ever said that she has kept a file on another GC member before her being banned from GC.
1 drink for any mention of the word "batshit" on GC.
2 drinks for any for any usage of the word "tier" in regards to a chapter of a GLO at some school.
1 drink for for every signature where the letter "I" is capitalized in every single word in the signature.
1 drink for every thread the everyone's favorite she-male sock puppet ann.coulter2 makes in the Lambda Alpha Upsilon forum.
1/2 of a drink every time someone uses more than one smiley in one post.
2 drinks after realizing you will have alcohol poisoning just from drinking the amount of alcohol I recommend in this post.
