Person 1: You apparently must've fallen asleep that day in kindergarten when they taught about using indoor voices. If you want to chit-chat with the person in the cubicle across the aisle, please walk over to her cubicle instead of shouting across the aisle. Thanks to your loudness, I now know your opinions about the latest pop songs and celebrity gossip, the lame jokes your friend forwarded to you (note: they are not laugh-out-loud funny despite your actual laughing out loud), and your latest baby-daddy drama.
Person 2: You are a moron. That is all.
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