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Okay, I have two:
In college I had a long-distance relationship, and if my boyfriend wasn't able to come to any of the major functions, I'd usually just go with my friends (and have more fun if you ask me), rather than getting set up with some random guy for the sake of having a date. Well... one year a sister of mine wanted to set me up with this "nice" guy in one of her classes named Wolfgang (funny enough as it is) and I reluctantly agreed. Mind you, he knew I had a boyfriend and I thought everything was cool... Dinner was fine, he bought me a corsage which was kind of funny b/c it's not really a formal thing - more a high school prom thing. Regardless he proceeded to get more and more drunk. I wanted him to have fun, so I didn't complain, but then it just started to get sloppy. He could barely stand, and was literally drooling by the end of the night. I hadn't danced with him all evening, so he insisted on one dance, and I felt I had to oblige. Well, it was to that song "Lady in Red", and as we're dancing he starts singing at the top of the lungs the chorus, but it was NOT a joke - dead serious and severely off-key. It was so embarrassing - everyone was staring at us and moving away as if we had some sort of disease. I immediately exited the dance floor after the song, and decided it was time to go. In the elevator I hear some clinking noise and ask him what it was. With this huge grin he opens his tux and it's STUFFED full of empty cocktail glasses from the party. He thought it was hilarious, and all I could think was what a complete dork he was and that I couldn't wait to get home... never spoke to the guy again...
Next story: my boyfriend was actually able to come out and attend our Fall Casual one semester. Normally, my boyfriend doesn't drink very much, but this time he decided to booze it up a bit - something he's not used to. At our Casual, he's SLOSHED. I mean, shirt untucked, stains from falling down, the works. I'm already pretty embarrassed, but am dealing, and then I hear screams from the bathroom - he accidentally tried to use the girl's instead of the guys, and my best friend's boyfriend is dragging him out. Again, embarrassed but attempting to deal. THEN my best friend's boyfriend, who is also sloshed, starts SWING dancing with my boyfriend as a joke, and flips him out and my boyfriend nails, I mean NAILS a pole. I'm surprised he didn't have a concussion. Luckily at this point the buses were ready to leave, so I quickly round up the mess I called a boyfriend and tried to get him out. NOW, he's overly apologetic because of his state, and starts CRYING. I'm outside trying to talk to him, and he turns around because he has to vomit, and just spews. So, now I have a drunk, crying, vomiting boyfriend at my party. Needless to say, we got home and had a serious long talk the next day. Point of the story is there's a reason why he doesn't drink...
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