You really let us have it.
Obviously, SOMETHING was serious enough for you to go through the trouble of finding this site, clicking register, selecting a screenname, filling in the required information, waiting to be approved, selecting this particular forum, looking for the SF thread, typing your question, awaiting responses, and typing your witty reply.
The fact still remains, whether you are interested in AKA, DST, ZPB, SGR, or any other sorority under the sun, NOTHING IS HANDED TO YOU. If you were already greek, as you may want us to believe, you'd know what I was talking about. However, since you continue to beat a dead horse, you obviously aren't. Don't get testy because you didn't get the warm and fuzzy answer that you may have been seeking. And since you had an "obvious" reason for posting this question and got the answers you were looking for, you are free to press on.