Dear co-worker
I Luvs ya dearly, but you are making me nuts. Why are you so concerned with my comings and goings? No....Fo Real...Why? Last I checked, you werent my momma or my man, sooooo........whyuwannaknowwhereIamalldatime?

I give you the side eye when you ask, but yet you continue to ask. I would like you to get a hobbie.
Still your friend
Teena