Thanks lil sunshine for reminding me....
2 K: Your hair smells like dirty mop water....please stop walking in front of me because I can't breath

and don't swing it in the air please wear a bun. Oh yeah, Teen Spirit Deodrant stopped working on you a long time ago...time for a upgrade you are almost 30.
2 police: I may be late for work Monday....please be at Krispy Kreme and not waiting for me to speed by.
2 Wayne Newton: Saw you perform at the all star game.....when did you get black hair?