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Dear M:
I hope you know that your "hairstyle" is trifling, stinky and looks like a bird's nest. Just b/c you wash it every other week (or however often you wash that gobbledy goop) doesn't mean it looks good. You only comb it after you wash it and even then you don't STYLE it!!! You just leave it sitting there to redevelop in to a bird's nest and throw a scarf on it. Why don't you have someone on your son's father's side of the family cornrow it again for old time sake. Now that looked nice. I even offered you information on salons that specialized in natural hair care and you got offended b/c 1) you didn't get that information first and 2) you knew you were too lazy to travel for 30 minutes by public transpo to get it done.
But if anyone was really smart, they'd just shave that bird's nest off that humongous noggin of yourn and let you start anew. I'd be the first one in line to volunteer to shave it off, but I don't wanna pass out from the smell.
Lovingly,
Me
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