[1908Revelations]

2 old Job: When I presented you with my 2 week notice....you better be glad I came back form lunch that day! Then when I gave you the notice you said, "Is this what I think this is?".....WTF.......BIOTCH...I'm out!

2 student @ work: Please stop tellin yo daddy that I'm cute and he should talk to me, because I don't want yo daddy and you are a little over half of my age

2 student daddy: Grow some balls and stop listening to yo son....can't you find a woman on your own!!!!!! I can't depart knowledge with you and your son eye ballin me.

2 dad: like marquis1911...stop asking me for money! I have a part-time job, a full-time student which means no money here! You need to get yo $h%T in order

2 da MF who stole my cell phone: Not only did you steal my phone, but youwent through my things to find it. My phone was busted as hell any way, so I know you are pissed that you have the most busted Razr in the world in your posession. I wish you would just return my SIM who ever you are, b/c I can't call anyone and I don't wnat to search my bill for numbers! Listen you cheap somm-ma-Bintch, I bought that phone before it was even avertised.......razr's are free nowadays! Can you not afford free....maybe your credit is too low for even a go phone! Well, I have a BlackBerry now, so your triflin, cheap, low-life azz can keep that crappy phone....by the way I glued the buttons back on months ago!

2 mom's former co-worker: Don't ask..."are you STILL in school" ok so I will graduate in 5 years instead of 4 from a university...but tell me why you dumb azz is still at a juco for 5.5 years and counting...something does not add up.

2 the ticket lady @ school: Now my car is not one of a kind there are millions like it...I know b/c i stuck my key in someone elses car and wondered why it didn't open.....many ppl with my car don't have a decal....why am I the only one who gets all the tickets. I bet if I took my AKA tag off of my car she won't notice my car anymore....but I am a neo and want to keep my tag on......please stop giving me tickets