Hey, now, don't go losing the rag, wptw! I'm just saying that this person obviously wasn't a member and really should not have been in possession of the pin. I love my sorority and I'm going to do my best to make sure that my pin doesn't end up on e-bay like that one--if I don't have a legacy to give it to, I'll have them bury me with it and if anyone wants it, they will have to pry my "teapot" out of my bony fingers.
Why, you wouldn't happen to be Teapot Dude, would you?