"It was pretty decent for a white girl."
Amberly from Virginia.
First of all, I take it her mom couldn't decide between Amber and Kimberly. Secondly, gotta love the fact that she didn't know her dad until recently and her dad's now trying to make up for not being there for her by throwing her a Sweet 16 with a $300,000 price tag. Birthday girl's got a big rack, and one can't help but wonder if they're real or fake.
I just about wanted to strangle her when she fired her personal shopper. Um hi, dipshit -- one does not go to Paris to find something that's American and pink.
Kinda surprised that they didn't know who Tyler Hilton was, considering he did spend more than a season on One Tree Hill.
And I must admit -- dad was kinda hot, even though that last "WOW" he gave his daughter was kinda creepy.
"Social event of the decade?" Honey, they won't even remember your shit six months from now.
Next week -- Eazy E's daughter. Please don't go and make dad turn over in his grave, thanks. RIP EAZY.
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