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Originally Posted by TonyB06
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying "Homegirl" Airlines. Your pilot today is Nikki1920, who, as you can see is hardcore 'wit hers. Now sit your azzes back and prepare to take off. That is as soon as you kick in some gas money to the flight attendants coming down the aisle.
Thank you again for flying HomegirlAirlines, where our motto is: "You ain't pay but $99 for the dayum ticket. Stop asking me what time the plane gon get there. We'll be there when we get there." 
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Lady A: Hey girrrl, I'm tryin' to get a flight to Vegas next monf... you know I gotta be with the bawlass... Hook a sistah up!
Lady B: I know girrrl... I got us tix on Homegirl Airlines! Only $99 for the whole thang!
Lady A: DAMN! That is a hook up!
Lady B: Hayle yeah! But make sure you got money for gas... I keep a fitty in my bra just for that cause...
*truth be told... I cried at the mini commercial you made Tony... Soul Plane... all Soul Plane...* LOL!