As much as I love Webster -- come on. She couldn't come up with a better way to deliver her VIP invites? And were those *gasp* David Yurman bracelets she gave out? I wonder how she distributed her invites to the regular people?

It was weird because in other SS episodes, you see the girls obsessing over "the perfect dress". I couldn't believe what she chose for her first outfit and nearly had a convulsion when she changed into jeans. Honey, when you gotta wear a white tank top to cover up your ta-tas (not to mention spend seconds in every scene 'adjusting') you wore the wrong thing to your party and you probably deserved to get barfed on.

I read somewhere that she and daddy threw yet another grand party at Justin's last night just to view her episode. DISGUSTING. I can't believe she got Peachtree closed just for her stupid "parade". I hope she's the laughingstock of Buckhead because of that episode.