When Frank gets fired, he can get a job as a Prince Charles look-alike.
I think going to the Playboy Mansion would be pretty great.
I'd also be curious to see just how "really great" The Donald's body really is. I don't doubt that he has some trainer show up at 4:00AM each day to work him out and give him the gears, but in his business, he must eat out in restaurants a lot, and that is not conducive to having a 6-pack, I'm sorry.