Lifesaver, that is so funny! Then again it's 12:30 AM and I have insomnia so I'll have to reread it during the daytime. I used to go out wearing acid washed jeans with a matching acid washed jean jacket and big white socks and white Keds and BIG hair. At least I didn't have blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick! It was 1988 so it is not my fault. Actually, I looked good at the time.
Back to the topic: you are always representing your organization, and in fact all greeks, whether or not you are wearing letters so you need to act appropriately at all times, especially in public.