Two MySpace pet peeves:

Friends on your list that believe that it is absolutely fucking necessary to have one united MySpace page with the significant other. Profile includes photos of them and only them (notice how they have no real friends) and features his and hers About Me paragraphs. Grow a fucking identity.

Friends who spend all day filling out useless surveys to the point where my inbox is clogged with questions like "what did you eat for breakfast this morning?" and "how well do you know your #1 in your Top 4/8/16/20/24?". They're a waste of your time and a waste of my fucking bulletin space. THANKS AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO.