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Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle
Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn—by Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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LOL i wonder why this is listed first! Funny story, in 8th grade, these boys in my class found a stray dog and put a sleeping pill and a laxative in some food (definitely not dog food) and this poor dog was howling all day. you could hear it from the classroom windows. it was a mess, the dog was crapping all over the pavement looking sad.
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5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
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i know that's right! and it only took me 22 years.
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6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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oh yes! that's why i jus get out there and put it down the best way i know how! cause there is always some fool out there who thinks they know what they doing and they dont give a darn.
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9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
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word! or why New Mexico is the only state that DOESNT observe it (or is it Arizona?)