[Ideal08]

Oh, my first kiss was both gross and embarrassing.

I was in 8th grade and I was talkin to this dude who lived across town named Quint (short for Quinten) but they called him Squint cuz he had sleepy eyes. (This is all too funny to me now.) He came to see me (on the bus) with his friend. Now what is funny is that his friend used to go to elementary school with me, and he smelled SO BAD!! Oh, we used to say that if you stepped on a crack, you liked Poofah. That was his nickname, LMAO, I am CTFU thinking back about this, Poofah, ROTFLMAO! Anyway, he brought Poofah, and I was just like, ugh, even years later, he was still like Pig Pen. So when Quint was about to leave, I was SO nervous!! First, I ain't want my father to come around to the front of the house, oh HEEECK NO! Then I was just nervous cuz it was my first kiss. Then, he was from the semi-hood (Kinsman) and I was from the suburbs. I was just nervous as a hooker in church, LOL. So first, I had to stand on a step on my porch cuz he was TALL. And Poofah's dirty behind wanted to watch. So I placed my hand over his eyes, kissed Quint, thought it was TOO gross, and damn near fell off the steps!!!! LMAO!

Isn't it odd how there were things then that were GROSS (sticking your tongue in someone's mouth... etc... lol) that now are turn ons? That is a trip!

OOH!! CT4 tell yours, tell yours, LMAO!