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Before I entered the theme park that is the Lord's good graces, I sometimes acted in an unGodly manner. Now, I'm so close to Jesus that we have joint checking.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shopping to do.
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Well, just be careful. My church's janitor thought that as well, but now he's doing 2-5 for grand larceny. Sometimes God just doesn't want to share with knuckleheads. Or trolls.