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Originally Posted by bichonl
Oh, where to start?
1. Disheveled appearance
2. Convincing me to wear a fanny pack instead of carrying a purse
3. Picking teeth
4. Nose hair
5. B.O.
6. Announcing that your nipple was sliced off
7. Chewing with the mouth open
In June, I went on a date with a guy from an internet dating site who did, indeed, commit all these sins. And yet it's my fault that I tried to walk off!
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I'm more alarmed her shared with you that his nipple was sliced off!! That is something straight out of a Jeff Foxworthy skit!