I went to a New Year's Eve/Watchnight type of service at a friend's church (caveat: I'm Catholic) and they put on a church video showing how far they've come from a year ago. Well, in one of the scenes, they were showing how the minister was going to prove God's healing power so people would give more during the offering by healing a man who suffered from cluster headaches. They brought this frail, older man up to the front and the minister got a running start and
drop kicked this man right in his chest.
The man was so winded that he needed to be helped up and when asked if he had anymore headaches he replied, "no, because I'm still trying to catch my breath." Nobody in the church saw the irony in this but I did and I made a mental note to never, ever complain about Sunday mass, the boring music or going to confession again.