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Originally posted by juniorgrrl
20. You've fallen asleep in someone else's bathroom. With the door locked.
I was so sick, he had to keep me from putting my head down ON the potty.
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Hahaha! Oh reminds me of a night of classy Merlot sipping ... classy and peaceful until a girlfriend called me out to a girls night of drunken rowdiness. After a few shots of vodka and maybe a few too many shooters my ex turns up at her house with a bunch of his fraternity brothers. Well...as my life is the epitome of Murphy's law...I got horridly ill (a rarity), and end up sitting at the toilet. Somehow I had commanded one of his bros who was attempting to help me out to go get him. He shows up at the doorway and I have a change of heart and tell him to go away (Terrible break up). He stands firm and decides to ream me out. I decided I was tired of listening to him so I stuck my head INSIDE the toilet bowl and closed the lid! Of course I was not aware of this until my friend told me this the next morning. Most ludicrous night of liquor in my life and one I will never repeat!