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Hi, Hoosier. Have you written any good hazing porn lately? Maybe you could write a story about a young, supple hockey player going away to school in Vermont, where he will be wrapped in muslin by a gang of hedonistic zamboni drivers and beaten with a copy of Ann Coulter's latest book.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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