Auburn isn't gonna win any bar contests. However, we would win quite a few women contests. Miami and Ohio? You're obviously a different type of person. Also, I'd love to see you try your hand at Auburn women, because clearly you're making this up. Auburn girls are some of the most reserved among big universities, they're fun, but our sorority girls aren't slutty. At all. For bars, you should go to Athens or Tuscaloosa or Austin. Oxford is worse than Auburn when it comes to drinking. However, Athens and TAMU don't compare to Auburn regarding girls (I live in Athens). Ole Miss, despite its rather inept bar scene, may have the prettiest girls in the country.
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