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Lets See:
Fiesta Bowl: ridiculous, Oklahoma whipes Boise State all over the field, win by 20+. Who knows though...maybe we should consider those "impressive" Boise State wins over San Jose St. Fresno St. and Louisiana Tech....they could be tough.
Orange Bowl: Battle of the "Who Cares?" Louisville probably destroys Wake Forest because they're.....Wake Forest.....who makes a BCS game because they won the almighty ACC, yet are barely in the Top 15 in the BCS.
Sugar Bowl: LSU destroys Notre Dame because LSU is not Air Force/Navy/Army/Michigan State. Notre Dame loses by a a combined 46 points to GOOD teams......yet still makes a BCS because they won 9 games against crap. (oh wait, that "big" win over Penn State must have made up for it.)
Rose Bowl: I despise USC with a strong passion.....so i'm hoping Michigan deals with them handedly with a strong hateful prejudice. The fact that USC is in a BCS is a joke......oh wait......they play in the Pac 10....so its not. They are also at the forefront of ESPN's sexual fantasies, particularly those of Mark May and Kirk Herbstreet, so that helps. Only in the Pac 10 can you lose to two teams that would struggle in a Texas pee-wee football league and still come out on top. But hey, that "season changing" win over 7-5 (then #21) Oregon was something special.
National Championship: I really don't care who wins. If Ohio State wins....will anyone care? I'm not even sure if Jim Tressel would care. I'm sure his post game speech would go something like "Yay.Its Great.Thanks"...keep in mind that this is spoken with no facial expressions, no smiles, and is extremely monotone. Tressel also forbids his players from dousing him with a cooler full of Gatorade because he doesn't want to A.) Mess up his perfectly parted hair B.)Get Wet C.)Ruin a perfectly good red sweater and tie D.)Catch a cold.
If Florida wins.....all of the swamp trash will rejoice and ask each other what sport they were just watching and what state Ohio State is from....also, Urban Meyer will gloat and talk more shit about Michigan and will then call Kirk Herbstreet a nancy boy fag for disagreeing with Florida even playing in the game. Florida will have also been aided by Joakim Noah......who came to the game just to distract Ohio State.....and the entire stadium with his horrendously hideous looks.
In other news.....we are going to the Alamo Bowl against Iowa.....truly an embarassment, I want to throw up. The only other worthwhile game is the Cotton....
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