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I finally watched this last night, and the only way I got through it was by drinking beer and making the old man watch with me while I provided ridiculous, mocking commentary the whole time.
HEY GUYS! This is BIG NEWS!
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT SADIE IS SAVING HERSELF FOR MARRIAGE? NO, WAIT! SHE'S A VIRGIN! AND SHE'S SAVING HERSELF FOR MARRIAGE! IN CASE YOU MISSED THAT, SHE'S SAVING HERSELF! FOR MARRIAGE!
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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