1. People who's bad azz kids make more noise than the pastor AND the choir together. Can you cart them outside please and calm them down. thanks.
2. In my church we have ropes that the ushers put across the aisle while the sermon is going on. Now some folks have to go to the bathroom fine but you are supposed to sit in the rear until the sermon is over. NO these folks go back and forth like they are in a movie theater. GO sit down!!
3. Folks that have to be in charge of all of the following (Trustees, Finance, Staff Parish {united methodist thing}) and anything else you can think of. Look if you are low man on the totem pole @ work please don't come to church and try to run everything (wrong on top of it). And don't get mad when you have had that office for the last 20 years and you finally get voted out.
4. People who sign up to cook for events in the church and then try to take home 1/2 the food (that they didn't pay for!!). Also don't call your family from around the corner to come eat for free when the congregation is paying a small donation for it.
5. Not really a peeve but I laugh everytime when the ushers are on the floor and act like this is their firsttime ushering. My mom is in charge of the floor and that frustrates her to no end. I just sit and laugh at how they are doing everything but what they are suppposed to be doing. I try to get their attention so my mom have to fight as hard to get it.