To Nick- Stop trying to hook up with me. Stop telling me that letting me go was the biggest mistake you ever made. Stop pretending that you mean all this bullsh*t, sober up, and get a damn job.
To my mom's new boyfriend- I don't like you. You make me nervous.
To that one girl on campus who never wears underwear, even with the shortest of skirts- Leave something to the imagination, honey!
To Justamom- I LOVE YOUR POSTS! You are the sassiest GCer around (imho)
ok, so I actually got that last one out there!
