caller ID that TALKSso that I don't have to break my neck trying to get to the box or particular phone with caller ID on it before I answer it

A toilet seat warmer

an alternate for salt and sand in the winter. Salt melts the snow and ice but makes animals sick and also damges the roads and your car. Sand gives helps with traction until it gets carried away on the wheels...then you slide all over the place. Plus it doens't melt anything

A universal return center at the mall. this would be for all of those gifts that you don't want no matter what store in the mall that they came from. the center could have all merchandise on file with the current value of the item in case you don't have a receipt!!

a cell phone plan that offers FREE voicemail, caller ID, Three-way calling, roaming, long distance, and in-coming calls!!