To my best friend from HS: I know that we've grown apart in many ways, and I know you got very busy in college, but it didn't give you the right to all but ignore me. Everyone is busy, but it takes 2 seconds to reply to an email that says "I haven't heard from you in a month, are you okay?"
To my boyfriend's mom: You are TOO thin. You just don't look healthy. And why do I get the feeling that when you told your daughter-in-law "you won't be the fattest one there?" when referring to a family gathering requiring a swimsuit that you meant I would be the fattest one?