Okay I have two of them and they are both about girls that went through rush while I was on "the other side".
One girl, on the first night was walking with through our house started talking about guys. She busts out with "Yeah and you know, I really think guys are so dumb. When they look at me I know what they want, if they would just ask I'd be like, yeah I'll lay you!" Okay I didn't laugh but I wanted to so badly!! Can you imagine??
The next one was about as good. The second round of parties this girl told me about her high school and how much she loved it, but she said she had been a trouble maker. Then she tells me about this one girl going through rush and how they were in high school together and how much she hated her. She told me "Yeah, one time I heard she was talking $H@# about me so I just walked up to her and straight up cold cocked the bit%# and my mamma was like, yeah you know she gets it for runnin her mouth." I found out later she wondered why we didn't ask her back. And the joke became, everytime someone did something crazy, "Watch out you make get cold cocked!"
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If your going to go greek, why not be a goddess?
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