[33girl]

To my friend S: Quit being immature and call your mom for crying out loud. I would give anything if I could call my mom, but I can't any more, and you can. Not to mention that she put a roof over your head when your deadbeat dad was God knows where. If you need meds to straighten out your head, get them.

To my coworker: Do you realize how shallow and materialistic you sound sometimes?? Do you know how asinine it is to bitch about not being able to get the upholstery you want in your new car? And if you buy makeup other than Estee Lauder, your face won't fall off. (XO_Princess, I think she's related to your Pottery Barn-obsessed future relative.)

To my other friend J: For once in our relationship I yelled at you when you did something stupid. Get over it!! And have you ever thought, maybe it's also got something to do with all those times you ripped on friends of mine because of their weight or clothes, and acted embarrassed to be in our sorority. DZ DIDN'T GIVE YOU A BID, DEAL WITH IT!!! If you want out, send your termination papers to nationals. I want to be your friend but I will not put up with that crap anymore.

To Catalina on Guiding Light: You are a two faced backstabbing WHORE!! (wait, I've already said that, to the TV anyway)

**Whew, I feel better now.**