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i'm gonna post, but I'm not bitching about my parents, so here goes:
Ex-boyfriend: God, I can't believe I wasted so much of my life with you. I gave up my friends and family to be with you, and it took so long to win everyone back. Stop calling me drunk in the middle of the night. I don't give a rats ass about the party you went to and you never have anything imteresting to say. We'll never be friends, or anything else ever again, please just leave me alone. Oh yea-and I know what lies you told about me to people.
Friend #1: You have lots of money from student loans, and I don't, I actually have to work to get money, so could you please stop telling me how you have no money, but go shopping all the time? I get so sick of it. And you have no relationship with Ben!! He's not your bf, he tells you he needs space, nothing is happening, and I'm sick of hearing about it!!
Future Relative: Do you always have to talk about Williams Sonoma or Pottery Barn?? Why is your house a WS/PB catalogue? Why is your dish soap from WS?? Why are you always shopping at both store when you don't work, and your husband doesn't make much money, and you just had a baby!! And you want more kids!! How do you think this is going to work? And why-when you live so close to them-won't you go visit the baby's grandparents?? They want to see the child to, you know, and it's rude to only visit your parents, but not your husbands!!
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